Audrey Thyme turned 3 today!
She is 2’11″ (which is in the 8th percentile) and she weighs 28lbs (23rd percentile.)
Life with this girl is always an adventure. In the past year she’s 1 surgery (ear tubes and adenoids removed), fell out of a window, and been in a car accident. She is constantly making us laugh, and is super dramatic. I made a video of her as a two-year-old.
Things to Remember About Audrey as a Two-Year-Old:
When Audrey says the prayer she ends it with “In lumumumumum name, amen.”
When watching the computer slide show of pictures Audrey said, “Sydee, Sydee, Sydee, where Audee?”
She calls her scrapbook “The Audee book.”
When Zachary would cry Audrey would yell, “Zachy-boy EAT!”
She loves to sit next to Mama while she nurses Zachary. And cover all three of them in toys, books, blankets, etc.
Mama: Do you want me to open your string cheese?
Audrey: No, I gots it! I do it myself. Dadddddy!!!! Help! Help!
Audrey: I drive!
Daddy: You’re too young to drive.
Audrey: *scoffs* I not!
Daddy: And too small.
Audrey: *blows raspberry*
When she doesn’t want to do something she says, “I don’t want any!”
Whenever something doesn’t go the way she thinks it should she yells, “It’s not working!”
“What are you eating? I wants some!” ALL the time! She eventually go to the point where she wasn’t really pausing in between “Whatcha eating? I want some! Why not?”
When we were at Costco she requested that we but “Polka Odee.” Mama had NO idea what she was talking about! Audrey continued to scream through the store “WE HAVE TO BUY POLKA ODEE!” Mom picked up a thing of guacamole and Audrey goes, “Mama, the polka odee has to sit next to Audee!” Guacamole = Polka Odee.
One night during dinner she crawled across the table and spit the water that was in her mouth into Sydney’s cup. Then crawled back to her seat and sat down as if nothing had happened.
She puts so much on her fork that she is shaking trying to fit it all in her mouth.
Grandma Sherman: What do you girls want for Christmas?
Audrey: Candy Canes!
“I hates dat!”
What’s your name?
She found 101 Dalmations and say, “Oh, no, I hates dogs.”
She found a Harry Potter DVD and asked Mama what it was, after she found out she told Mama, “Watch Harry Potter now.” Then sat down in front of the TV expentantly.
She asked Tia to guess which hand the Goldfish cracker was in. Tia guessed the left, it wasn’t there so Tia pointed to the right. It wasn’t there either and Audrey points at her and says, “I tricked you!!!”
Whenever you ask Audrey to do something she says, “Yes, puh-lease!”
She would go over to Grandma Sherman’s fireplace and say, “Magic, magic, do dat!” And point with a special wand, and magically the fireplace would turn on! Once it didn’t work and Audrey started to cry, “It’s not working!”
Whenever you say something she doesn’t like she responds with, “You being rude to me!”
One night Mama and Daddy were talking to Audrey when suddenly she jumps up, sticks her hands in her pockets and yells, “My jammas have pockets!”
Daddy: Did you bite Sydney?
Audrey: Yeah, I go grrrrrr! And Sydney goes “Ahh! Ahh!”
On February 15th, 2013 she fell out of her bedroom window. Later she told Dr. Ebbing, “I falled out the window. I won’t do dat again.”
“Sydney and Zachary did it all! Audrey did none.”
“I little, I gets the little shovel. Yous big.”
“’Tend I’m Cinder-lella, you’re da ebil step-mama. No, no, no, ‘ten you’re Cinder-lella, I’m da ebil step-mama.” (repeat every five seconds.)
How old are you, Audrey?
But how old is Audrey?
I TWO fives!
“A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, Number 1, What’s This?, K, L, Q, R, S, T, W, X, Y, Z, now I singed my ABCs!”
Everything that starts with an A stands for Audrey. Everything that starts with an S is for Sydney. And everything that starts with a Z stands for Zachary. And Audrey will tell you so every time she sees one of those letters.
One day she got angry with Sydney and told her she was a “thumb sucker.” Sydney was very insulted.
Mama had a coldsore and was taking medicine for it. Audrey requested to see the medicine and promptly told her, “That’s not medicine, that’s a rock!”
After watching The Little Mermaid Audrey decided she would no long respond to Audrey. She was now “Air-wick!”
Audrey: I needs to take my medicine.
Mama: You don’t have any medicine.
Audrey: I don’t have any medicine?! We go buy some then!
Mama: Audrey, stop hitting your sister.
Audrey: I not! You being rude to me!
Mama: No, I’m not. You’re being rude to your sister. Please apologize to her.
Audrey: You always hates me!
“Why you no glasses? *points* Glasses your face, RIGHT NOW, Sydee!”
Audrey had a second ear tubes surgery in Dcemeber 2012, and it required an IV. It took several tries for them to get the IV in and she told Mama, “Take dis ting off my arm!”
Mama: Who did this to you?
Mama: Why do you have a bandaid?
Audrey: Dey fixed my ears!
Mama: But what happened to your arm?
Audrey: You pulled off da bandaid and did that! *points to owies.*
Audrey played with outlets covers, there was a mommy, daddy and a Sydney.
She absolutely will NOT keep her clothes on. She is always finding some excuse to run around naked.
“I know how to sing Hope They Call Me On a Mission. Ready? I HOPE YOU GET A MISSION!!!”
Daddy: Can you say tyrannosaurs rex?
Audrey: I can’t, not yet.
Mama took everything out of the girl’s bedroom and Audrey was very upset. She told Mama, “I mad at you, Mama!” Mama replied, “Well, I’m mad at you!” Audrey was shocked. Then later she told Daddy, “Mama took all our things out of our room!” And Daddy told her he was here to help. She folded her arms, pouted and said, “I mad at dis family!”